Sharks

RePete · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:43 am Post subject: Sharks

Big daddy great white and young son great white swims around in the ocean. They notice a ship sinking and a couple of people are already frantic in the water.

Big daddy:- Ok son, let me give you a lesson in life, we are going closer to have some lunch, but this is how you go about it. First you swim closer and circle your lunch a couple of times with your back fin sticking out only half way. Then you move a bit closer, circle some more with your back fin sticking out fully. Then you move really close with your mouth wide open so they can see your sharp teeth and then you eat them.

Son:- I don't understand dad, why can't we just go in and eat them without all this formalities?

Big daddy:- Because my son, these humans taste better if they are rid of all their sh&*t

Vince · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:35 am Post subject: Re: Sharks

Cheers, Vince

slimjim · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:23 am Post subject: Re: Sharks

Wow, that was a good one! LOL

English Mike · Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Sharks

Sharks always check & see if any lawyers are in the water & avoid them.

They don't eat their own kind.......