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Never ask a drunk......
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codybrown
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Never ask a drunk...... Reply with quote

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a
half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... Reply with quote

Laughing Haha Point

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:29 am    Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... Reply with quote

Next time...She'll learn to ignore drunks... ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Next time...She'll learn to ignore drunks... ROFL

If she's ugly, maybe she's desperate enough to go for a drunk.

Just a thought.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... Reply with quote

ROFL LMAO ROFL
Damn Thats Funny Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Joe

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... Reply with quote

Good one .................... !!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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