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mikekuzara Member
Joined: Sep 13, 2005 Posts: 147 Location: Farson, Wyoming
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:56 am Post subject: don't step on the ducks! |
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Three women die and go to heaven.
At the gates St. Peter warns them not to step on any of the ducks.
They enter and find the streets full of ducks, ducks everywhere, millions and millions of ducks.
After only one day the first woman steps on a duck and St. Peter immediately appears and chains her to an extremeley ugly man and says "you will be chained together for eternity"
The second woman trys very hard, but after a week steps on duck. St. Peter appears with an even uglier man and chains them together saying "you will be chained together for all eterntity"
The third woman is extremely cautious and manages to go an entire year without stepping on a single duck. St. Peter appears and chains her to an incredibley gorgeous man, tall, well built, handsome, and says "you will be chained togehter for all eternity"
The woman says " Well I guess this must be my reward!"
The man says " How should I know lady, I just stepped on a duck!"
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Dimitri Super Member
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GooseHunterJr Member
Joined: Oct 18, 2005 Posts: 51 Location: Colorado
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: Re: don't step on the ducks! |
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Good one!!
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