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Anybody Wants a Dog???
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:05 pm    Post subject: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable.

For those interested in adopting the dog, please send an e-mail urgently.

A photo of "Killer" is attached below. He does have a few problems but with help he should be ok!!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
I think I've seen him around....does he play cards?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
Nah thanks
he doesnt drink speights mate.

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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
Play cards...the bugger...no wonder I haven't seen him around at night. Mad and here I am paying for all his tucker when he could probably afford to pay for mine. wtf

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:02 am    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
Dogs love beer it is a natural thing.

I've only ever met one dog that didn't love beer in my life, every other dog after you give them some comes back to beg for more. But this one dog, just smells the stuff and wont touch it.

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:58 am    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha

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slimjim
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
creator needs more practice with photoshop.

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stovepipe
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Reply with quote
Cute! Now THAT'S a lazy dog.

Great- just what I need, competition for the butt-groove on my sofa and the suds in my ice box, I dont think so!
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