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Vince
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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:49 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Hummph!!
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Vince
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:54 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:25 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Hook line and sinker Bushy!!
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:38 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Don't you have dishes to do or some cleaning around the house you could be doing?
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Ominivision1
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:32 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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PaulS
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:35 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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I really don't think Bushy was talking to Suz.
I believe (and hope) he was talking to Vince...
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Not sayin anythin here..
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PaulS
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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As an older gentleman:
I worked for my whole life, supported two women, raised four kids, am loved by all of them except the addict first wife and am happily married. I have given more back to the community than I have taken and taught the next generation what is important. I think that beats the cow and ant but I know I am not great - I am "just a man".
I like the old fart I see in the mirror in the morning!
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Elvis
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| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:56 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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well said Paul well said indeed. 
as I tell my kids
I may be an old fart....but Im your old fart
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:40 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Hummmm. Wife says she's QUEEN bitch.
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radar
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| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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The boss is, well....The Boss!. - Vince can vouch for me on that.
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PaulS
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| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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My wife is the queen and she says I'm her king. I don't know what she sees in me but I'm glad she does!
She even asks permission to go shopping... I never say no, well almost never.
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