Honesty can be Dangerous to Your Health

MacD

George and Mary were going out for their 20th anniversary. As Mary was getting dressed George was sitting on the bed reading the newspaper. Mary, standing in front of the mirror, sighed and remarked, " George I feel so old. Just look at how my bosom droops and my bottom has spread out. My hair is losing its colour and I have wrinkles on my face. Please George say something nice about me." George looked up from his paper at his wife and after a moments thought said. "Well Mary, there is nothing wrong with your eyes."

They expect George will be out of intensive care in a week or two.

Vince

Cheers, Vince

Elvis

A wise man always remembers his wifes birthday but forgets her age.
thanks for the chuckle.