Reloading Bench Mess

Vince · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:21 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Aloysius wrote:

for the people with a small dictionary: could you please explain the word "souse"? I know a lot of words starting with "p" and I do understand "spouse", but that's only half the joke...
so please enlighten me.

Gidday Aloysius...below is an explanation of the three terms, SPOUSE, SOUSE, P(ee).

SOUSE 1 (sous)
v. soused, sous·ing, sous·es
v.tr.
1. To plunge into a liquid.
2. To make soaking wet; drench.
3. To steep in a mixture, as in pickling.
4. Slang To make intoxicated.
v.intr.

To become immersed or soaking wet.
n.
1. The act or process of sousing.
2.
a. Food steeped in pickle, especially pork trimmings.
b. The liquid used in pickling; brine.

3. Slang
a. A drunkard. (This is the meaning to which everyone is referring.)
b. A period of heavy drinking; a binge.

SPOUSE (spous, spouz)
n.
A marriage partner; a husband or wife.
tr.v. (spouz, spous) spoused, spous·ing, spous·es Archaic
To marry; wed.

Now...the P that Gelan is referring to is:

PEE 2 (p) Slang
intr.v. peed, pee·ing, pees
To urinate.
n.
1. Urine.
2. An act of urination.
As you may be aware...as us guys get older, we tend to "lose our P" because of age related problems we suffer.

Hopefully this will clear up any questions mate.

Cheers, Vince

Aloysius · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:22 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Vince, if I could trust the postmen I would send you a box of Duvel.

And Duvel (which is a slang word for devill) is one of the belgian beers that helps to seperate the real men from the sissies Smile

maybe I can skip the postmen and do it the modern way,

so have a taste:

www.duvel.be/

and if this link is already bad for your ticker, better not visit their cellar...

chambered221 · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:31 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Are you trying to say Point

Bushy is a sissy as well as a souse ??? Poke

Aloysius · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:37 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

I wouldn't dare. I loved Winitou when I was young, so I still have a weak spot somewhere for older cow-things Smile

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:22 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

"Sissy"? ? "cow-things"? ?

PaulS...I'm going to get you!! Yes I am!!!

Duvel??... Me thinks we have found a replacement for Vince when it comes to stocking the cooler...

PaulS · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:40 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Souse is a person who is intoxicated - more often than not.
"drunkard", "Practicing alcoholic", and "souse" would all be the same - more or less.

Suzanne · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:21 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Trying to find my "older cow thing".....
Hmmmnnnn what does it look like?
Always needed someone to appreciate my older cow things.....
Maybe they're in my older cow thing holder.....nope...don't see em...
They in the fridge?.....nope, do need to get some milk tho.....hmm
I do have some much younger, rather magnificent cow things....but he likes the older,
they're probably somewhere more like waist-level sort of things.....don't seem to find any...
What would be so desirable bout them.....He probably likes his grandparents very much,,,,well very very much....eeoowww

Sluze
Suz

Vince · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

"haha:

You crack me up Suz...I love you ramblings...you should be a writer my dear. Hug

Cheers, Vince

wiersy111 · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:35 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Man late again!!!!! This is some funny $ht. It's good to see you old farts have a sense of humor.

Sounds like Suz is suffering the ill effects of gravity.

Crap up the ladder again.

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Git down off that ladder you "sissy cow thing" you!!!

wiersy111 · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:39 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Uhhh...... I'm just checking the beer supply up here.

Aloysius · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:42 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Suz, did I misjudge something? In my opinion you should already know the cure for hanging things, this is after all the reloading ammunition section...
I'm getting the feeling that this thread will give a mod a very difficult time when he wants to clean it without laughing...

Suzanne · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:52 am Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Well it's either the mis-mounted light bulb thingy or the old cow thingys and I'm tryin to find a cure for gravity? in my reloading manual? Dang this reloading stuff is harder than I thought. Bet you're glad to have me here to sort things out tho huh? Bout all I can do is sort. Seems I saw a thread on boisterous buttocks syndrome too, but I'm stayin outa that one all together cause it just doesn't seem to be in the manual either. And I looked too! Somewhere in the definitions section you can find ball powder and bedding and stuff like that and I'm always interested in that area of exploration so I figured you could find something on buttocks in there too...but nope.

jest cruisin roun
Suz

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:19 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Wiersy...How much beer you got up that ladder?

chambered221 · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: Reloading Bench Mess

Bushmaster wrote:

Wiersy...How much beer you got up that ladder?

Planning a trip by chance ???