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A17Shooter Super Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 322 Location: California Foothills (Gold Country)
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:50 pm Post subject: You May be a Taliban if... |
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Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following,
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:47 am Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... |
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7,10 and 11 could describe quite afew of us though
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... |
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Morax,
Shhh don't be telling him that. Some of us don't need him knowing that.
Dimitri
_________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow. |
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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:13 pm Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... |
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hehehhe thems the ones standing downwind...
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