cops with guns

wy111 · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject: cops with guns

Don't know if posted before, but

Cop walking down street with his family when a madman runs at him and his family bradishing a very big, evil looking knife.

English cop thinks, " Should I draw my gun, perhaps I should try to reason with him, maybe if I draw my gun he will run away and trip over bang his head and sue me and the police force, I'll be out of a job, no pension life screwed, family and wife leaves me, named and shamed by the newspaper and human rights groups around the world, sent to prison for not applying correct police proceedures and drawing my weapon without the correct authorization, little children at my side, will they be traumatized by me if I draw my side arm, what will people around me think if I draw my gun and shoot him and kill him or just injure him and leave him disabled and claiming benefits for the rest of his life?"

Australian cop. Draws his gun ' BANG ' Madman drops dead at the cops feet.

American cop. Draws his gun. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG (click click sounds of reloading) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. American cops four year old son says " ******* hell dad, nice grouping!"

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

now THAT'S funny

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

Forgot the Canadian Cop.

"Canadian cop. Pulls out Tazer instead of firearm to use the correct amount of force, tazes the man, man dies from unknown complications, Police Force starts investigation, public outcry that a man was killed by a Tazer and that tazers should be removed from use"

Sorry this whole "tasers killed a person so we should stop using them" that some people are pushing is kinda dumb, its like they rather have the cop draw the pistol and shoot instead. wtf

Dimitri

gelandangan · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

wy111 wrote:

Australian cop. Draws his gun ' BANG ' Madman drops dead at the cops feet.

Then the rights activists will ask for police enquiries into excessive force used in apprehending an alleged crime. The police officer is to be suspended from active duty, then he will end his 14 years service as exemplary officer by became an alcoholic. The government will bow to the pressure of the nonexistent antigun group petition and retract more guns from the law abiding gun owners. Then more gun will be available in the black market and more police station will be shot at.

And the whole saga continues.

I say just shoot them and hide the body...

Vince · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:08 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns

gelandangan wrote:

I say just shoot them and hide the body...

They tell me that the bottom of a post hole is a good place to hide "things". Laughing

Cheers, Vince

d_hoffman · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:50 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Don't they have crocodiles in OZ????????????

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:57 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Always have a shovel in your trunk...Never know when you might need it to bury a "dog"...

SwampFox · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Fishing in the Gulf is a great way to eliminate tension and problems.
Ed

Vince · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

d_hoffman wrote:

Don't they have crocodiles in OZ????????????

Oh yeah...we got crocs alright....the biggest reptile in the world...and probably the nastiest as well. Another way to dispose of "rubbish". Very Happy

Salt Water Croc or Salty

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Cant find crocs down in Sydney.. but there are Sharks Very Happy

Great White Jaws Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Same with the sharks up here in Brisbane.

We have a problem with only a couple of different types of sharks here ... White Pointer, Tiger, Hammerhead and Bull Shark !!!

I have caught hammerheads when out fishing in the canals and water ways...pretty scary sometimes, but by far the most aggresive and dangerous is the Bull Shark...and they are everywhere, even way upstream in the canals and the lagoons that service the houses built around the Gold Coast .

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:47 am Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Friendly place...Australia...

SwampFox chums...

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Bushmaster wrote:

Friendly place...Australia...

SwampFox chums...

Ah and we haven't say about the fact that the most toxic snake (Taipan) is here, the most toxic cone shell is here, Spider.. well its here too, jelly fish.. blue ring octopus, kangaroo ticks, hydatids.. hehe
Yeah Australia is friendly place. Very Happy

Still coming Dawgdad??

d_hoffman · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

[quote="Vince"]

d_hoffman wrote:

Don't they have crocodiles in OZ????????????

Oh yeah...we got crocs alright....the biggest reptile in the world...and probably the nastiest as well. Another way to dispose of "rubbish". Very Happy

Yup Vince, that was basicaly my point.

keetoowah · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:17 pm Post subject: Re: cops with guns

Very friendly Australia.

having crocs and sharks is like having the grizzlies and sharks and the gators of course

saw a 18' female croc on her nest at Cape Tribulation so exciting that she didnt move.

regards