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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:11 am Post subject: No moe Hilbillies |
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Just keeping you posted so you will not embarrass yourself.
Due to the climate of political correctness now in America
those of you from Arkansas, Missouri & Eastern Oklahoma will no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as: OZARK-AMERICANS.
Thank you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry.
Ed
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:37 am Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Bushmaster, thats funny!
Dimitri
_________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow. |
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Yep thought of Bushy right off when I first read this. Up side is you are not a citizen of the USRC (Un-united Socilist Republic of CA) any longer. A moment of silence please, in respect for the departed .....
Ed
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:47 am Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Never was a citizen of the USSR of C. They wouldn't have me for one. Said I was to conservative for them. Even promised to buy me a bus ticket if I'd leave and take all my california "illegal" guns with me.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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TXCountryboy Member
Joined: Dec 14, 2006 Posts: 30 Location: Texas
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:03 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Ozark Americans - I love it! Does that mean folks from eastern Tennessee and western NC can be called "Smoky Americans"? HAHAHA...
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rdncktink Super Member
Joined: Mar 02, 2007 Posts: 476 Location: Hwaseong, South Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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OK I'm bored and roaming through the postings
In California I'm called a conservative in Texas I was a libral
to me I eat meat, have guns, listen to country, talk like I'm from the south (you know there's an R in Washington) and want to declare myself an indepented nation
But since I grow up in the valley I'm a flatlander, and since were' changing names of things I'm a displaced unidentifiable California who hopes no one holds it against me, it's not my falt, my parents moved me here
_________________ Don't whine how bad your country is until you live in another. |
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Welcome to the forums rdncktink
So your Fireball's daughter based on your signature line neat.
Dimitri
_________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow. |
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rdncktink Super Member
Joined: Mar 02, 2007 Posts: 476 Location: Hwaseong, South Korea
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Yup I'm the baby, some how he talked me into joining. I was bored to death since I don't have to correct any papers for my students. So far it has been a great laugh and I'll search the rest of the site later
_________________ Don't whine how bad your country is until you live in another. |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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rdncktink wrote: |
to me I eat meat, have guns, listen to country, talk like I'm from the south (you know there's an R in Washington) and want to declare myself an indepented nation
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I generally declare myself an independant nation about 3 times a year and no one ever pays any attention. Maybe 1895 and I can seperate from the rest of the country....
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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In my travels while in the US Navy I ran across an island in the middle of the Pacific. I'm sure the U.S. will part with it cheap. It's not very big, but it isn't going anywhere. You and 1895zz could fit in there real nice...No trees, no grass, no wild life (except you two). It's a great big ROCK right in the middle of the ocean...Tropical too...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Hey!!! No wildlife??? not a chance....gotta hunt. Not that I think you're trying to get rid of us or anything Bushy
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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You can always hunt each other (hide-and-go-seek)...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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