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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:43 am    Post subject: THE PASTOR Reply with quote

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland.

One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young
lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.

The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub
and sat down next to the woman.

"Miss Fitzgerald", he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of
my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure", she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back
and forth. The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink
and grabbed her arms to steady her.

When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.

After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top
of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. wtf

The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oy mate, we won't have any of
that carrying on in this pub." Shocked The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fluff." Confused

The landlord nodded and said, "Ah well, if you're gone that far, you
might as well finish." Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:07 am    Post subject: Re: THE PASTOR Reply with quote

ROFL

Interesting thing for a pub owner to say to a pastor Shocked

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