I've wandered through every day to keep an eye out for spam.
Post Christmas always seems quiet after the holidays, I guess as people get settled back into their usual routines.

As for the weather; it's been unusually cold here, with temperatures occasionally dropping below zero...


...Celsius.

Suz! Good to see you again! Either I haven't been paying attention or you haven't been around.

off for a butchers in a new area tomorow,been there fishing but never wandered the hills to see whats about,with any luck a dopey red deer will hang about too long in the open or Meg will get wind down in matagouri scrub and we will get to try out the new mincer with some veni.... clothing for the day consists of an airmesh shirt shorts and thermal tights...not cause it will be cold,far from it but the tights keep the sun out and let legs breath and most importantly move. topped off with wide brimmed hat to keep the raisin bun from scrorching my noggin and of course the other end has me racing gummies.

Elvis...Ya wanna try that agin in 'merican?

Bushmaster wrote:

Elvis...Ya wanna try that agin in 'merican?

off for a butchers (butchers hook=look) in a new area tomorow,been there fishing but never wandered the hills to see whats about,with any luck a dopey red deer will hang about too long in the open or Meg will get wind down in matagouri scrub and we will get to try out the new mincer with some veni.... clothing for the day consists of an airmesh shirt shorts and thermal tights...not cause it will be cold,far from it but the tights keep the sun out and let legs breath and most importantly move. topped off with wide brimmed hat to keep the raisin bun (raisin bun=sun) from scrorching (burning) my noggin (noggin=head) and of course the other end has me racing gummies (racing gummies=best gumboots, rubber boots such as you, or Stovey, use for mucking out the stable.

And so started Vinces new career as a translator between English speaking countries..........

Thanks quite informative

Hi Pumpkin, I've been hiding lately, get on here once in a while but just don't have much to contribute. So I laugh at the jokes and send some to my friends. Just read a book by Norm MacDonal called "Based on a True Story" kinda weird kinda funny mostly weird but the jokes I can remember are few.

One that really got me was about a moth going in to a podiatrist office and the moth ends up telling the doctor about a page and 1/2 of troubles. Norm really goes into detail coming up with odd-ball moth problems and you start to wonder how much of this detail involves the real joke and how much is just filler. Well the end of the joke is, the doctor says he doesn't think he can help the moth but maybe the moth should try going to a psychiatrist, then he says so.....what brought you here in the first place....the moth's reply is...the light was on. It's such a crack-up to fish through all that detail only to find the punch line so simple. Yes reminded me of Vinnie!


Suz

funny one suz

Hi Suz.... good interpretation Vman.... about to type out hunting report for the day so you shouldnt need too much as I will try to keep my ryming slang to a minimum and add explanation where I just cant resist.

dhc4ever wrote:

And so started Vinces new career as a translator between English speaking countries..........

That’s gold Suz and definitely my kinda joke mate.

dhc4ever wrote:

And so started Vinces new career as a translator between English speaking countries..........

Just a minute... AU, NZ, CA and GB all understand each other he just has to translate for the yanks. And that's Okay.

inthedark wrote:

dhc4ever wrote: And so started Vinces new career as a translator between English speaking countries.......... Just a minute... AU, NZ, CA and GB all understand each other he just has to translate for the yanks. And that's Okay.