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CapJones Rookie Member
Joined: Nov 16, 2017 Posts: 17 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:18 am Post subject: Screwed Up |
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I was having intimate relations with a married woman.
A car pulled into the garage, and the woman said, "Oh no it's my husband! Quick, use the back door!"
Thinking back, I should have run, but you don't get offers like that every day.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:07 am Post subject: Re: Screwed Up |
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Easy there Captain...This is an all age site. Not to mention the ladies on here.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:42 pm Post subject: Re: Screwed Up |
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its a hard road getting the balance right old chap....... agree with Vince,funny as heck but sailing close to the line.
I will PM ones like this to another member and judge reation before posting,that way we still get to share some real gems without risking offending /corrupting other users.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6401 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:20 pm Post subject: Re: Screwed Up |
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Agreed, this is too close..
Actually my finger is hovering at the delete button.
Funny tho.
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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