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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:05 am    Post subject: Couldn't say this Reply with quote

More education

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Couldn't say this Reply with quote

Precious!!




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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:43 am    Post subject: Re: Couldn't say this Reply with quote

In the USSR of C I could believe this...But...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Couldn't say this Reply with quote

You think they could say bike BushM?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Couldn't say this Reply with quote

Well...The cougar can. Everytime they see one on the trail. Only they call it "food"...

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