Retirement

yotebuster · Member Joined: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 216 Location: Georgia

RETIREMENT

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Yotebuster Very Happy

515034s10ring · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:17 am Post subject: Re: Retirement

1895ss · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: Re: Retirement

The only problem I see with that retirement plan is that a person would also grow around the middle, but other then that it looks OK...... ROFL

515034s10ring · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: Re: Retirement

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

Dimitri

Vince · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject: Re: Retirement

I'm with you YB......wonder if that will work with Scotch bottles? Hm, best look into that.

Cheers, Vince