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An arab enters a taxi.....
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:28 pm    Post subject: An arab enters a taxi..... Reply with quote

An Arab enters a taxi..........
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him: “Watt are you doing man?”
The cabby answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get the f**k out and wait for a camel.”

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:38 pm    Post subject: Re: An arab enters a taxi..... Reply with quote

LOL

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:06 pm    Post subject: Re: An arab enters a taxi..... Reply with quote

Classic...works for me.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: An arab enters a taxi..... Reply with quote

works for me ,,too

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: An arab enters a taxi..... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:52 pm    Post subject: Re: An arab enters a taxi..... Reply with quote

very cool.

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