Very Non- PC British humour

Vince · Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:35 am Post subject: Very Non- PC British humour

British humour as it used to be - take it at face value - not contaminated by the Thought Police

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use
water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Omo in to stop the coloureds running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

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Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves
that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The
vast majority are only drug dealers and rapists.

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Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles
every day for food and 10 miles every day for medicine for him and his
family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the
Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to
walk to Shoreditch for his breakfast.

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Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements.

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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

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Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby.

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They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack and the Beanstalk' in Birmingham, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London : apparently the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But since almost all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Very Non- PC British humour

Luv it

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:26 pm Post subject: Re: Very Non- PC British humour

Tremblay · Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:26 pm Post subject: Re: Very Non- PC British humour

Elvis · Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:11 am Post subject: Re: Very Non- PC British humour

that last one just made me hungry AGAIN!!!!

Vince · Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:11 am Post subject: Re: Very Non- PC British humour

Cheers, Vince