The cost of a brain

cbsweeney · Member Joined: Jun 18, 2010 Posts: 197 Location: New York

The cost of a brain

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:51 pm Post subject: Re: The cost of a brain

Politicians' brain is the most expensive of all.

Brand new, never been used..

Ominivision1 · Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:25 pm Post subject: Re: The cost of a brain

gelandangan

The old saying (joke) is "what is the difference between a lawyer and a politician?"

Promotion (election) to congress.

Tremblay · Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:50 am Post subject: Re: The cost of a brain

In Montana we can tell when it is very cold, when we see the lawyers walking down the street with thier hands in thier own pockets