Some quotes by George W. Bush.

I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test

Most imports are from outside of the country

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again

I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists.

This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it

This is an impressive crowd: the Have's and Have-more's. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base

Cheers, Vince

He was a cunninglinguist allright. allposters.com has three posters of his actual quotes, completely filled - in fine print - with some of his more hilarious ones, like:
Seldom do you hear it said, "Is our children learning?"

I hope the ambitious realize that they are much more likely to succeed with success, as opposed to failure.

Daddy Bush must be so proud . . . .

It doesn't really matter - the sad truth is that the president has always been a figurehead, with the super-wealthy and powerful a$$#oles behind the scenes calling the shots.

Obama isn't really the devil, but owned by devils. Oooops - this is the JOKE forum - and that's no joke.