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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:57 pm Post subject: What a woman wants |
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What I Want In A Man!
Original List: age (20 something)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Can tow a Caravan
4. Can cook a BBQ
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Appreciates a good TV dinner
7. Helps with the housework
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where I have put things
3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos on the road
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Stops trying to tell jokes
What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where we both live.=20
Cheers, Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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That's great!!! There's something to be said for older women, eh?
Now I can still remember where I live, but "you can't get there from here" may be just a few years away.
It's reassuring to know that I still have a chance at a 42 year old woman. I might have to move to Oz, though. I'm getting the feeling that the women are a bit fussier here in the US.
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bracer Member
Joined: Dec 24, 2009 Posts: 46 Location: Prairie Dog Country
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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At age 75 I dont know if I care what they wont.
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bracer Member
Joined: Dec 24, 2009 Posts: 46 Location: Prairie Dog Country
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:08 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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At age 75 I dont know if I care what they wont.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:45 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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Bracer!!! you crack me UP!!!
Good one Vinnnnny!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:11 am Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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yip older woman are a fine thing. at least I think they are Ive been married to a younger 1 for so long my memory is dimming.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:47 am Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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They say the key to always looking young is to hang out with people that are older than you. Thus, Elvis, you will always be the old man.
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:26 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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Wimmin's....pfft (Suz excluded of course). I'm a confirmed bachelor.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:07 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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stovepipe wrote: |
I'm a confirmed bachelor. |
So you are saying you never made any of the lists?
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:13 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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Ive been out shooting today we got 5 bunnies 5 possoms and 2 hares it was hot and windy and I do feel like an old man thanks Slim.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:31 am Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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Elvis wrote: |
5 bunnies 5 possoms and 2 hares |
You have a great women!! If I walked into the house with that harvest, I wouldn't be on the most "wanted" list. The kitchen and dinner table would be all mine!
Are the possoms for pie?
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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nah slim they are all for dog tucker to fatten our pampered pooches as the dog roll we feed them on doesnt do much for them and some decent meat they can put a foot on has to be a good change.
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eunice.81 Rookie Member
Joined: Oct 02, 2010 Posts: 4
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:17 am Post subject: Re: What a woman wants |
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This post is absolutely funny and also at some level quite true also, Vince. But after reading this post I can't able to stop my laugh up till now.
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