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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:00 am    Post subject: crumpled money Reply with quote
$40,000"Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled $20 dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a $50 dollar billall crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled $50 dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued.







"Well, go look in the garage..."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:52 pm    Post subject: Re: crumpled money Reply with quote
Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:40 pm    Post subject: Re: crumpled money Reply with quote
Yikes!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: crumpled money Reply with quote
No...I won't go there...It ain't worth it...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:56 pm    Post subject: Re: crumpled money Reply with quote
Nup, your car would get crumpled......

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:53 am    Post subject: Re: crumpled money Reply with quote
In the garage... Confused wtf Shocked Mad Mad

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