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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:27 pm    Post subject: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

I made up a heap of notes saying "thankyou for parking so close next time leave a can opener to get my car out. ARS#HO%* like you should take the bus"
we had 3 car spaces in front of the flat and if you got the middle one the signs came in handy!!!
thanks for the chuckle Vince.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:01 am    Post subject: Re: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

Uh Elvis, not smart to insult someone who know where your stuff is going to be when you're not there.
Might get some nice scratches, or some lipstick

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:35 am    Post subject: Re: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

good call but it was funny at the time as I didnt own a car for ages and watching people trying to get out of the middle park was very frustrating.
lipstick is bad but vaseline in the wipers is worse it drips out on hot days.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:44 am    Post subject: Re: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

What is the problem with lipstick? Does it damage the paint?

Worse thing I ever saw was a plastic bag filled with a mixture of bright paint and lacquer thinners...lobbed onto the roof of the car...the bag burst and the paint / thinners mix run down over everything. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:51 am    Post subject: Re: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

Lipstick is like a nice pencil or chalk.
It can be used to write a nice lengthily prose Very Happy
The sye or whatever in the lipstick somehow permeates inside the paint and will stay visible until ALL the layers is removed.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: Notes From Neighbors Reply with quote

Notes to inconsiderate people. I keep these in my glove box of my pickup.

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