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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2656 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 9:44 pm Post subject: D I Y |
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_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain
Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11394 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2023 8:00 am Post subject: Re: D I Y |
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What?!? Dig your own hole? Is that before you die or after you die?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9260 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2023 2:15 pm Post subject: Re: D I Y |
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well now.....way back in 1800 and nuts n bolts a whole bunch of horis from Taranaki regieon got their arses kicked in what was known as "the musket wars" some tribes had muskets and they slaughtered those who didnt...anyway these fellas jumped in their wakas and set off on a rather long journey to a place known as the chatham islands..when they arrived they were half staved,sick and dying..the locals from Chathams..the moriori took them in,and nursed them back to health. now the Moriori had given up the waring lifestyle..they didnt do the war thing anymore,and it cost them dearly,those horis from the mainland decimated their hosts,they seperated the womanfolk for themselves and sytematically whiped out the entire species
which is where this is relevant..they were made to dig the hungi pits,heat the stones,prepare the veges,then whacked on head and dropped into the food baskets.
my ancestors were a savage bunch
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