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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:53 pm Post subject: What a beautiful story |
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What a beautiful story.
This should be shared with our youth.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted..
The end
Cheers, Vince
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:00 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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Apart from the golf (waste of a good walk) I'll agree 100%
Being single means flying off to the US two or three times a year to shoot guns we're not trusted with here & drink beer with good mates.
In 2011 it'll mean putting up with a couple of weeks of African climate whilst hunting all kinds of stuff.
It's a hard life but I reckon I can manage........
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:06 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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English Mike wrote: |
Being single means flying off to the US two or three times a year to shoot guns we're not trusted with here & drink beer with good mates. |
E-Mike, are you going invite the rest of us to join you this year?
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hunterjoe21 Super Member
Joined: Mar 30, 2007 Posts: 1486 Location: Miles City, Montana
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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Vince...
That "story" is so funny I hafta print it and take it with me to share with every married guy I know...
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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slimjim wrote: |
English Mike wrote: |
Being single means flying off to the US two or three times a year to shoot guns we're not trusted with here & drink beer with good mates. |
E-Mike, are you going invite the rest of us to join you this year? |
NRA Whittington Centre 21st-23rd May - bring a FAL
I'll be in TX for a few days before & after - down at H-town though.
I'll try & remember to wave on the way past.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:27 am Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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Im married with two kids... that is too funny. NOW you tell me where I could have gone different.
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:08 am Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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Definition of a golf course.
A waste of a good rifle range.
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chambered221 Super Member
Joined: Aug 17, 2007 Posts: 3455 Location: Lost for good !!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:24 am Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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You've obviously never played AR golf !!! (golf ball launcher in place of your flash hider and blanks)
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:35 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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I need to get a golf ball launcher, I think my M1A with its M76 Rifle grenade launcher has alittle more powder in it to push that ball farther. Well compared to those tiny AR's it should go VERY far using grenade launching rounds.
Dimitri
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:06 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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I thought AR golf was to find a big open area , chuck out a golf ball and see how far you can move it per magazine....
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6401 Location: Sydney Australia
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:21 am Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5002 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:48 am Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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I actually did play some golf when I was a teen. But after spending so much time in the woods looking for the ball I decided to take up hunting instead...
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6401 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:12 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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English Mike wrote: |
gelandangan wrote: |
I like playing golf..
using a 22 rifle to shoot them little white balls into holes.. Yeah.. |
Yes, but you're supposed to putt the ball into the hole, not put a hole in the ball..... |
You cant see the hole if you are using 22LR (at least for the first 20 or so shots)
If you are using 45-70, well, thats a different matter.. Its like:
BANG!! (or Bloompfh!!) and where did the ball go?
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story |
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I've been collecting golf balls and then drill a hole in them (what a PITA), thread some cord through the hole anknot the end, hand them (tie them) on a rail and shoot at them from 100 and 200 yards with the .308 and the .338LM.
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