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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:41 am    Post subject: BABY Reply with quote

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:41 am    Post subject: Re: BABY Reply with quote

oh dear...someone forgot the "birds n bees" talk....
great chuckle to start off the day, thank you Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:45 am    Post subject: Re: BABY Reply with quote

Hey Slots!! Where ya been??

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:49 am    Post subject: Re: BABY Reply with quote

Just been setting back on this big ladder I got hidden under camo and watching the goings on. thought I would throw something out under the silly tag.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: BABY Reply with quote

Well that's one way to stay out of Suz's sights. Come-on now be brave.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: BABY Reply with quote

its ok, I figured she would never look under pink camo so I'm well hid.


don't tell Suz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:02 pm    Post subject: Re: BABY Reply with quote

slots918 wrote:
its ok, I figured she would never look under pink camo so I'm well hid.


don't tell Suz

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Hiding

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