An Indian doctor cant get a job in a hospital so opens up a clinic
$20 if cured and $100 refund if not cured
Yankee lawyer thinks easy opportunity to make $100 so goes in.
Lawyer "doctor I have lost my sense of taste"
Doctor " nurse bring in bottle 22 and put 3 drops on the patients tongue please"
lawyer"yuk this is kerosene"
doctor"congratulations you have got your taste back, that will be $20 thank you"
the annoyed lawyer goes back in a few days to recover his money
"doctor Ive lost my memory"
doctor"nurse please bring in bottle 22 and put 3 drops on the patients tongue"
Lawyer"this is kerosene,you gave it to me last time to restore my taste"
doctor" congratulations you have your memory back that will be $20 thank you.
fuming the lawyer pays him then come back a week later determined to get that $100
lawyer"doctor my eyesight has gone I cant see anything"
doctor"sorry I dont have anything to fix that..here have this $100 bill
Lawyer looks at note" but this isnt a hundy is only a $20"
"congratulations your eyesight has been restored" says the doctor" that will be a further $20" as he takes back the first note


you would be well advised to not mess with Indians

Go get'em Suz...

Howz this; Elvis you would be well advised to not mess with Indians.



Suz