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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:24 pm Post subject: Food that causes you to suffer |
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ...
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:10 pm Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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it has an amazing capacity to reduce the female " drive " too!!!!
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:09 am Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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Thanks for my morning chuckle, gelandangan. I didn't see that coming.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:47 am Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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Yup...It makes perfect sense. Being 70 I understand.
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:45 pm Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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Priceless, shows that no matter how old you are your opinion matters, always listen to the elders, years of experience and learning there.
Shame more of our younger generations don't.
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Elvis Super Member
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:55 am Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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Dam Elvis, that suxs, the booklet your MD gave you says less venison & duck?? Over here they say lay off turkey and beer!
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:48 pm Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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them too!!!
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:19 pm Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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Elvis mate, no joke, I got gout attack a few years ago.
Best way to get well is to drink plenty of water (choke on them if you have to) and urinate out all the uric acid in your body.
I remember to drink over 4 liters a day for a couple of days..
Gone to toilet every hour or so, and drink some more..
But the attack gone after the second day of forced drinking.
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:24 pm Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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thanks mate will up the water from the 2ltrs+ I drink now.
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:53 am Post subject: Re: Food that causes you to suffer |
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killed one of our sheep today, if we have to cut back on the venison and duck I will just have to eat mutton...just as well we love the ol range maggot!!!
.223 just behind the ear did a wonderful job of rounding up the old weather for me...who needs a sheep dog lol.
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