Aussie Government

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:31 pm Post subject: Aussie Government

THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW SYMBOL IS THAT OF A CONDOM,
because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance....

A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed !

Damn, it just doesn't get
more accurate than that !

Suzanne · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

Best description of a gov. and of a condom I've ever heard! The flag should be of a sheathed, deflated donkey rodger. I'm sure everyone could relate to that.

your heard it
from
Suz

PaulS · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:08 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

But you and the children are "safer", don't you feel good?

I feel a lot better shooting my 358 Winchester from my 700 Remington than I do listening to politicians.

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:12 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

Did you know the first condoms were made from animal gut?

Aloysius · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:56 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

Bushmaster wrote:

Did you know the first condoms were made from animal gut?

sheep? And some people afterwards forgot to remove the rest of the sheep...

Smile

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:13 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

Yup...It seems our friends way down south...To each his own... Very Happy

radar · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:18 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

Actually I heard it was a bedoiun invention, why were camels called "ships of the desert" .......cause they were full of arab seamen Shocked

radar · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:20 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

Sorry that was a bit rough......but I had to deflect the negative image you were pasting of our Australian cousins!! Very Happy

Elvis · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:18 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:45 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

I'll pay that one radar, turn about is fair play. Not.
See what you kicked off again Bushy......

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:52 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

radar wrote:

Sorry that was a bit rough......but I had to deflect the negative image you were pasting of our Australian cousins!! Very Happy

I see that you are quite awake today radar..
How is your holiday so far? have coffee yet? Laughing

Tremblay · Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:41 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Government

FUNNY STUF