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ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:44 pm    Post subject: ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER Reply with quote

Nearly put this in spamorama...

This one is a little different.... Two Different Versions.... Two Different
Morals
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OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
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MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.

Channels 7, 9 and 10,the ABC and SBS show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home
with a table filled with food.

Australia is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Cardinal George Pell
then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Prime Minister Gillard condemns the ant and blames John Howard, Robert
Menzies, Tony Abbott, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Bob Brown exclaims in an interview on Today Tonight that the ant has gotten
rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on
the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, Labor in conjunction with the Greens draft the Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he
is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorise the ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:57 pm    Post subject: Re: ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER Reply with quote

close enough to be scary.... plurry polititions.

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