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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6432 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:37 pm Post subject: Drinking |
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We took our friends son out for his first beer.
We got him a Crown, he didn't like it - so I drank it. Then we got him Great Northern instead, but he didn't like that either, so my mate drank it. It was the same with Carlton Cold, VB, Tooheys New, Swan, Pure Blonde, XXXX, XXXX Gold, Melbourne Bitter, Brisbane Bitter, Hahn, Coopers, Tooheys Extra Dry, Squire, West End, Boags, Cascade, Emu, Furphy and Carlton Draught...
By the time we got down to the Whiskey, neither of us could hardly push his pram!
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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:48 pm Post subject: Re: Drinking |
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Wait till his mother finds out........
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Gods Country
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:28 pm Post subject: Re: Drinking |
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_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15854 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:36 pm Post subject: Re: Drinking |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9335 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:35 am Post subject: Re: Drinking |
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pleased you fellas didnt take him to red light district!!!!!
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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