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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:18 am    Post subject: GPS Reply with quote

GPS

I have a little Sat Nav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Sat Nav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's 60 clicks an hour", it says
"You're doing sixty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I wish that once in a while
I could turn the bloody thing off.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:25 am    Post subject: Re: GPS Reply with quote

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Brave.. very brave Very Happy

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PaulS
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Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: GPS Reply with quote

That is "suicide by wife" in my home.....
No, she was laughing about it and nodding her head all the way through it.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:41 am    Post subject: Re: GPS Reply with quote

Your one brave soul Vince.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: GPS Reply with quote

Gotta live dangerously sometimes...but one needs to be careful too.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:36 pm    Post subject: Re: GPS Reply with quote

Tread lightly Vince ,,, you might get skillet ambushed in the kitchen ...

Not sure that was a GPS ,,,

Pretty sure it was a built in Nagivation system Very Happy

( Dont tell her where I live )

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:16 am    Post subject: Re: GPS Reply with quote

I got shown the finger!!!!!

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