A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be something requiring a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily, if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it!

Awesome!!!

Rrrrriiiip! eeeeeeeeeeek!

not funny at all . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you , I still wince thinking about it .

Elvis wrote:

not funny at all . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you , I still wince thinking about it .

ooooh,
Im wincing reading it, while I'm laughing thou.

Elvis wrote:

not funny at all . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you , I still wince thinking about it .

Sorta brings tears to the eyes Elvis...but I must be honest mate...they are tears from laughing.

It's strange how we always find someone else's discomfort as amusing.

Cheers, Vince

Elvis wrote:

not funny at all . when I went in and got my varicous viens done the person in charge of taping my leg up afterwards (using 50mm wide adhiesive tape no less ) had taped my rightside of the ol b#%&sack to my thigh . I couldnt work out why it was so painfull to move till I took the bandages off,and that was a major task I can tell you , I still wince thinking about it .

Stop it, you're makiing MY eyes water - from laughter.

gee guys your a sympathetic buch of huas arent ya just

Elvis wrote:

gee guys your a sympathetic buch of huas arent ya just

Of course mate...we is sympathising with ya in our own way. If'n we didn't laugh we'd be cryin'. snicker snicker snicker

Cheers, Vince

Elvis wrote:

gee guys your a sympathetic buch of huas arent ya just

I could be worse, it could be me.

We aren't laughing at you, just laughing near you.