A new, young MD was doing his residency in OB. He was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.... To cover his embarrassment
he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said. I'm sorry. Was I tickling you? She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' '

very good I guess it could have been a worse tune and Im sure the others will come up with some grubby sugestions.