Two hunters went moose hunting every season without success

Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic looking female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan.... Hide in the costume, lure a bull into close range and boom! moose steaks.

They set up on the edge of a clearing, put on the costume and began the moose love call. Before long their call was answered, a monster bull came crashing out of the thicket into the edge of the clearing.

When the bull was close enough the hunter in front said "okay, lets get out and get him"

After what seemed like an eternity, the hunter in back shouts "the zipper is stuck! what are we going to do?"

The hunter in the front says "well I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself"

That is bad!

Dimitri

Sorry guys thought it was funny

Oh it is funny, didn't mean its bad by it being a bad joke that isn't funny.

Its one of those sick and twisted jokes deep down we all get a laugh out of.

Dimitri

Savagenut wrote:

Sorry guys thought it was funny

LMAO

Savagenut wrote:

Sorry guys thought it was funny

Ooh it’s funny............. As long as you’re the guy eating grass !!!

Savage the Nut wrote:

The hunter in the front says "well I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself"

UH OH

Nice mate ....you would think he would spin around so that the bull couldn't get at his mate...but then again....I'd be running....real quick.

Cheers, Vince