A lady walked into a drug store and told the
pharmacist she needed some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the
world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to
poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord, have mercy-- I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's
against the law! I'll lose my
license; they'll throw both of us in jail and
all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can NOT have any
cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied, "Well, now. You didn't
tell me you had a prescription."