Well, I think the evidence is perfectly clear. In a recent week-long taste test, Kaliforniastan's children have won out over mice, rabbits, slugs, berries, and the usual coyote grub.
Our latest coyote bistro incident: experience.....
Coyote Attack in Lake Arrowhead
This attack took place in scenic Lake Arrowhead. Arrowhead is a lovely community located atop a mountain. The lake is surrounded by big-bucks homes. There are plenty of trees and bunnies to hug as the Lake Arrowhead crowd breathes in all the nature around them
If they interviewed local residents regarding the recent attack, you'd hear something like this:
"That kid had it coming to him. He probably had peanut butter in his hair and the coyote was attracted to him."
"We are one with nature here in Arrowhead and we share the Earth with all of its creatures. Every once and a while a child may be taken but that is a small price to pay for clean air here in Kaliforniastan."
"Yo homie..da kid dissed the yote and the yote wuz protectin' his turf."
"The poor coyote was no doubt abused as a pup and this specific behavior is certainly to be expected, considering the trauma induced by his Alpha-male father. We propose to set up a counciling/rehab center, paid for by taxpayers, where errant coyotes, raccoons and foxes may be treated for their disorders. If we can save just one coyote's life, it's worth the 368-million dollars spent."
"Global warming is causing the coyote's brains to overheat. This increased temperature, along with the Kaliforniastan smog condition and evil greenhouse gas is having a negative effect. State Assembly bill 4563 will require the state to fit each coyote with a EPA approved air scrubbing device. There will be no additional taxes to fund this Bill, a small"fee"will be imposed on guns & ammunition."