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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:17 am    Post subject: dew spek enquish Reply with quote

This takes a little reading but it is funny:

Those of us that have spent a little time in Asia will appreciate this one.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."

Confused wtf Confused wtf Confused wtf

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Re: dew spek enquish Reply with quote

Awwww, Vince, now you did it! You reminded me of a cruise the missus and I took.
VERY pleasant people. You'd ask them a question...any question, and they'd say, brightly; "Yes, berry good, sank you !" And that would end it!

The Captain was a hoot! "Goot Afternoon, ladies and chentlemen. I am Keptain Von Slooter, mit der noon report. I vas a rezident uf a nooderal coundree during der late unpleasantness in Europe." " Off der port bow ve haf...AMERIKANISHER ZERSTORER! PERISKOP AUF!! TAUCHEN,
Tauchen, Tauchen! Very Happy Very Happy Listed as one of the "better, cheaper cruise lines", But, we did have one heckuva lot of fun! Very Happy
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