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Getting old?
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wy111
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:45 am    Post subject: Getting old? Reply with quote

Two old men sitting in retirement home, chatting.


George says,"I'm full of aches and pains today, how do you feel?"

Alf replies, "I feel like a newborn baby"

George asks, " Like a new bornbaby". "Really?"

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Alf replies, "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I've just sh*t myself!"
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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:03 am    Post subject: Re: Getting old? Reply with quote

Sure glad I'm still quite young...And don't go there...I have all but 3 of my teeth. I have more hair then Einstien and I can still make it to the facilities...

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting old? Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Sure glad I'm still quite young...And don't go there...I have all but 3 of my teeth. I have more hair then Einstien and I can still make it to the facilities...

hey me too, but most of the hair is on the back of my head, the front got scared a long time ago (its running away)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting old? Reply with quote

Two kinds of bald people (and I'll get into trouble for this). Those that are going bald in front think they are lovers and those going bald in back wish they were lovers... Very Happy Hiding

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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