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EAT RYE BREAD
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:30 am    Post subject: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

This one is for all us "Old 'N Bold" Very Happy

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this crap but me."

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:54 pm    Post subject: Re: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

Some how I missed this one Vince. Hmmmmm so that's why the wifes been buying rye bread...... Surprised Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

Ladyrum feels that I have too much 'rye' an' not enough bread... still doesn't complain when I pumpernickle.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

4rum, pumpernicle? I alway went for the whole wheat. dave Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:34 pm    Post subject: Re: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

Wellllllll........... since this was a humor column I went with pumpernickle... sounds funnier.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Re: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

hey vince, I haven't heard from ya lately, but anyway I let my girls read that , the bread and all and they liked it. got annmore? Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Re: EAT RYE BREAD Reply with quote

fireball 3 wrote:
hey vince, I haven't heard from ya lately, but anyway I let my girls read that , the bread and all and they liked it. got annmore? Very Happy Very Happy

Gidday mate. I don't really go searching for jokes......just pass em on when they come my way.

I have a circle of friends over here that share the same wird (sick?) sense of humour, consequently I never know what is going to turn up and when. Some of the stuff that is sent to me I would never, under any circumstances, post in here. Some of them are so "blue" its down right terrible.

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