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Superman’s Big Chance
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 7:27 pm    Post subject: Superman’s Big Chance Reply with quote

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Oh my…poor fella.


Superman is flying around the city, feeling pretty amorous. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, on top of a building.

He thinks, "This is my chance!" and swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet, does the deed deep and hard and is gone in the blink of an eye.

Wonder Woman sits up and says,"What in blue blazes was that!?"

The Invisible Man rolls to the side and with a painful look on his face says,
"I have no idea but my backside hurts like hell!"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2024 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Superman’s Big Chance Reply with quote

Shocked

Oh my...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: Superman’s Big Chance Reply with quote

The Greek god Thor was feeling somewhat the same way so popped down and spotted one of the bestial virgins nude sunbathing.so quick as a wink,just like a rat up a drainpipe,he zapped in and gave her what for...feeling rather mellow in the afterglow he decided he should introduce himself."I'm Thor" he said... I'm a little thor too but it thor was nice" she replied.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: Superman’s Big Chance Reply with quote

My, oh my.

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