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Squirrel ???
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:10 pm    Post subject: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

Not the Squirrel Fart Yuck

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:40 am    Post subject: Re: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

Would you please explain that to Samantha (The mean vicious Pit Bull).

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 2:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

one would hope the pitty would have enough brain power to learn...not good idea to do so....

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Would you please explain that to Samantha (The mean vicious Pit Bull).

Scratch Samantha doesn’t have a mean bone in her body mate…she’s a big loveable pussycat, but as Elvis said…she’ll learn. She’ll only do it once, it’s a self correcting fault. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

bags not be on wash up duty afterwards....

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

My yard is infested with Japanese beetle grubs (apparently) so I have at least one skunk who visits almost nightly to dig them up. I'm concerned that my almost blind/almost deaf dog will run into it one night. The dog wants to go out around 2-3AM every night, and again about 6AM, so I've started going out with her. I turn the flood lights one and wait a couple minutes. Then I go out with a flashlight to keep an eye on her. One night we startled a large gray/silver fox, at least as big as my Brussels (20-25 lbs) so now I carry a pistol too.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Squirrel ??? Reply with quote

I only have to worry about coyotes. The red fox and her lot knows better than to tangle with Samantha.

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