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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:51 pm    Post subject: Your day Reply with quote

Imagine how it must be, in some professions, to come home and have your wife say, "What did you see today, Dear?" The Proctologist. " A lot of a$$holes". Dentist. "A lot of gaping gobs". Podiatrist " A lot of stinking feet" Gynecologist.... moving along.. Did some one say KFC Scratch Scratch Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2023 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Your day Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2023 9:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Your day Reply with quote

you know how sometimes you see something yummy and just have to eat it?????
thats why that last profession isnt for me.

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2023 10:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Your day Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
you know how sometimes you see something yummy and just have to eat it?????
thats why that last profession isnt for me.

ROFL Haha Haha Haha ROFL

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2023 3:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Your day Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
you know how sometimes you see something yummy and just have to eat it?????
thats why that last profession isnt for me.

Scratch Scratch Oh my…that conjures up a nasty mental pic mate. Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2023 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Your day Reply with quote

so its needs numbing does it????
numb numb numb numb numb lmfao

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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Your day Reply with quote

Now that's a knee slapper Elvis

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