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5string
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:19 pm    Post subject: Heartbeats Reply with quote

That wobbly feeling

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:18 am    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

yes well that is about the size of it.....

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

Oh yeah!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:14 am    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

Know the feeling , been there done that.......

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

I have been painting my house. The ladders are good teachers and my worst enemies. I have acrophobia and after the second step It is hard to ignore the fact that I am off the ground. I strongly believe that fear exists to be conquered and I climb the ladders in spite of my mind telling me to get back on the ground. After all my ladder time it is easier which is good for me. Sometimes I struggle with it more but I can overcome anything. Even when the ladder slips a bit and I want nothing more than to be back safely on the ground. I spent a lot of time talking to that scared little boy in my mind. Telling him that I wouldn't let him get hurt. He is beginning to listen and that's good because I have to go up and touch up the trim along the fascia.
I'm going to install the new porch lights first. I'm pretty worn out.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

Oh yeah, ain’t that the honest truth. Been there, done that. The only thing left out is the need to change yer underwear later.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Oh yeah, ain’t that the honest truth. Been there, done that. The only thing left out is the need to change yer underwear later.

That's the reason you always carry a shop towel in the back pocket Laughing Cheers

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 4:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
I have been painting my house. The ladders are good teachers and my worst enemies. I have acrophobia and after the second step It is hard to ignore the fact that I am off the ground. I strongly believe that fear exists to be conquered and I climb the ladders in spite of my mind telling me to get back on the ground. After all my ladder time it is easier which is good for me. Sometimes I struggle with it more but I can overcome anything. Even when the ladder slips a bit and I want nothing more than to be back safely on the ground. I spent a lot of time talking to that scared little boy in my mind. Telling him that I wouldn't let him get hurt. He is beginning to listen and that's good because I have to go up and touch up the trim along the fascia.
I'm going to install the new porch lights first. I'm pretty worn out.

Bravo to you for going against your younger inner voice.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

Thanks 5string,
I will eventually get over that fear if I keep pushing it, or learn to enjoy the fall. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:41 am    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

It's not the fall that hurts (kills) you. It's that sudden stop at the bottom.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:22 am    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
It's not the fall that hurts (kills) you. It's that sudden stop at the bottom.

Amen! Been there, done that, too! Too clumsy up there in the air unless
supported by the wings of a plane.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Heartbeats Reply with quote

I've heard that you rarely die unless you bounce... I am not going to try it to find out.
I have to get the big ladder out tomorrow to touch up the gable trim. I'll be fine. My guardian angel can fly.

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