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1895ss Super Member


Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:25 pm Post subject: Movin' On |
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Guy comes home and finds his wife packing.
"Where are you going?", he says.
"I'm moving to Vegas," she says. "I just found out that I can get $250 for what I give you for free!"
He starts packing too.
She says, "Where are you going?"
"Vegas," he says. "I want to see how you'll live off of $500 a year!"
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ripper007 Member


Joined: Mar 05, 2006 Posts: 199 Location: Colorado
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject: Re: Movin' On |
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that was a good one.
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515034s10ring Super Member


Joined: Sep 08, 2005 Posts: 1153 Location: Working my way back up and around
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: Re: Movin' On |
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_________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! |
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15477 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:14 pm Post subject: Re: Movin' On |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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