HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: GrpThrpy
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13125

People Online:
Members: 1
Visitors: 542
BOT: 1
Total: 544
Who Is Where:
 Members:
01: DallanC > Home
 Visitors:
01: Your Account
02: Home
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Your Account
06: Forums
07: Home
08: Home
09: Home
10: Home
11: Home
12: Photo Albums
13: Home
14: Home
15: Home
16: Home
17: Home
18: Home
19: Photo Albums
20: Home
21: Home
22: Home
23: Home
24: Photo Albums
25: Photo Albums
26: Home
27: Home
28: Home
29: Home
30: Photo Albums
31: Home
32: Home
33: Home
34: Home
35: Home
36: Home
37: Home
38: Home
39: Home
40: Home
41: Photo Albums
42: Home
43: Home
44: Home
45: Forums
46: Photo Albums
47: Home
48: Home
49: Home
50: Home
51: Home
52: Home
53: Home
54: Home
55: Home
56: Home
57: Home
58: Home
59: Home
60: Photo Albums
61: Home
62: Forums
63: Home
64: Home
65: Home
66: Photo Albums
67: Home
68: Home
69: Home
70: Home
71: Home
72: Home
73: Photo Albums
74: Home
75: Forums
76: Home
77: Home
78: Home
79: Home
80: Home
81: Photo Albums
82: Home
83: Home
84: Photo Albums
85: Home
86: Home
87: Home
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Home
91: Photo Albums
92: Home
93: Home
94: Home
95: Home
96: Home
97: Home
98: Forums
99: Home
100: Home
101: Home
102: Forums
103: Home
104: Home
105: Home
106: Home
107: Photo Albums
108: Home
109: Forums
110: Home
111: Home
112: Home
113: Home
114: Photo Albums
115: Home
116: Home
117: Home
118: Forums
119: Home
120: News
121: Home
122: Home
123: Photo Albums
124: Home
125: Home
126: Home
127: Home
128: Home
129: Home
130: Photo Albums
131: Home
132: Home
133: Home
134: Forums
135: Home
136: Home
137: Forums
138: Home
139: Home
140: Photo Albums
141: Home
142: Home
143: Home
144: Home
145: Home
146: Home
147: Home
148: Home
149: Home
150: Home
151: Home
152: Home
153: Home
154: Forums
155: Home
156: Home
157: Home
158: Home
159: Home
160: Forums
161: Home
162: Photo Albums
163: Home
164: Home
165: Home
166: Home
167: Home
168: Home
169: Home
170: Home
171: Home
172: Home
173: Home
174: Home
175: Forums
176: Home
177: Home
178: Home
179: Your Account
180: Home
181: Home
182: Home
183: Home
184: Home
185: Home
186: Your Account
187: Your Account
188: Your Account
189: Home
190: Home
191: Home
192: Photo Albums
193: Home
194: Home
195: Home
196: Home
197: Photo Albums
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Forums
201: Forums
202: Home
203: Home
204: Home
205: Home
206: Home
207: Photo Albums
208: Home
209: Home
210: Home
211: Home
212: Home
213: Home
214: Home
215: Home
216: Home
217: Home
218: Home
219: Home
220: Home
221: Home
222: Home
223: Home
224: Home
225: Photo Albums
226: Home
227: Home
228: Home
229: Home
230: Home
231: Home
232: Photo Albums
233: Home
234: Home
235: Forums
236: Home
237: Forums
238: Home
239: Home
240: Home
241: Photo Albums
242: Home
243: Photo Albums
244: Home
245: Home
246: Home
247: Home
248: Home
249: Photo Albums
250: Home
251: Home
252: Home
253: Home
254: Forums
255: Photo Albums
256: Home
257: Home
258: Home
259: Home
260: Home
261: Home
262: Home
263: Home
264: Home
265: Home
266: Home
267: Home
268: Home
269: Home
270: Home
271: Home
272: Photo Albums
273: Home
274: Home
275: Home
276: Home
277: Home
278: Home
279: Home
280: Home
281: Home
282: Home
283: Home
284: Home
285: Home
286: Forums
287: Home
288: Forums
289: Photo Albums
290: Photo Albums
291: Home
292: Forums
293: Home
294: Home
295: Home
296: Home
297: Home
298: Home
299: Home
300: Home
301: Photo Albums
302: Home
303: Forums
304: Forums
305: Home
306: Home
307: Forums
308: Home
309: Forums
310: Home
311: Home
312: Home
313: Home
314: Home
315: Home
316: Home
317: Home
318: Forums
319: Photo Albums
320: Home
321: Forums
322: Home
323: Home
324: Home
325: Forums
326: Forums
327: Home
328: Forums
329: Photo Albums
330: Home
331: Forums
332: Home
333: Home
334: Forums
335: Home
336: Home
337: Photo Albums
338: Forums
339: Home
340: Forums
341: Home
342: Home
343: Home
344: Home
345: Forums
346: Home
347: Home
348: Home
349: Photo Albums
350: Your Account
351: Home
352: Home
353: Home
354: Forums
355: Photo Albums
356: Forums
357: Home
358: Home
359: Home
360: Home
361: Home
362: Home
363: Home
364: Home
365: Home
366: Home
367: Photo Albums
368: Home
369: Photo Albums
370: Home
371: Photo Albums
372: Photo Albums
373: Home
374: Home
375: Home
376: Home
377: Forums
378: Home
379: Forums
380: Home
381: Home
382: Photo Albums
383: Home
384: Home
385: Home
386: Home
387: Home
388: Home
389: Home
390: Home
391: Forums
392: Home
393: Photo Albums
394: Home
395: Forums
396: Home
397: Photo Albums
398: Forums
399: Home
400: Home
401: Forums
402: Home
403: Photo Albums
404: Forums
405: Home
406: Forums
407: Your Account
408: Photo Albums
409: Your Account
410: Home
411: Forums
412: Forums
413: Home
414: Home
415: Forums
416: Home
417: News
418: Home
419: Home
420: Home
421: Home
422: Home
423: Photo Albums
424: Forums
425: Forums
426: Home
427: Home
428: Home
429: Forums
430: Home
431: Home
432: Home
433: Home
434: Photo Albums
435: Forums
436: Home
437: Home
438: Home
439: Home
440: Photo Albums
441: Home
442: Photo Albums
443: Home
444: Home
445: Home
446: Home
447: Home
448: Home
449: Home
450: Home
451: Home
452: Home
453: Forums
454: Home
455: Home
456: Home
457: Home
458: Home
459: Home
460: Home
461: Photo Albums
462: Home
463: Home
464: Home
465: Home
466: Home
467: Home
468: Forums
469: Home
470: Home
471: Home
472: Your Account
473: Home
474: Photo Albums
475: Home
476: Home
477: Home
478: Forums
479: Home
480: Home
481: Forums
482: Forums
483: Photo Albums
484: Home
485: Home
486: Photo Albums
487: Home
488: Photo Albums
489: Forums
490: Photo Albums
491: Forums
492: Home
493: Home
494: Home
495: Home
496: Forums
497: Home
498: Home
499: Home
500: Forums
501: Home
502: Home
503: Home
504: Home
505: Home
506: Home
507: Photo Albums
508: Home
509: Home
510: Photo Albums
511: Home
512: Home
513: Home
514: Home
515: Home
516: Home
517: News
518: Photo Albums
519: Home
520: Home
521: Home
522: Home
523: Home
524: Home
525: Home
526: Home
527: Photo Albums
528: Home
529: Home
530: Home
531: Forums
532: Home
533: Home
534: Home
535: Home
536: Home
537: Home
538: Forums
539: Home
540: Home
541: Home
542: Home
  BOT:
01: Your Account

Staff Online:
01: PM DallanC
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820476
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

the three bears
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9231
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 2:44 am    Post subject: the three bears Reply with quote

*A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....*



*Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he
squeaks.*

*Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?'
he roars.*


*Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with
you idiots? *

*It was Mummy Bear who got up first. *

*It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. *

*It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.*

*It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away. *

*It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. *

*It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper and croissants. *
*It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.*
*It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter
tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.*
*And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm
only going to say this once....*



*I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET '*

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6395
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: the three bears Reply with quote

Very Happy

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11385
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:31 am    Post subject: Re: the three bears Reply with quote

Always love a "happy" ending. I'm going back to bed.

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Tremblay
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2635
Location: Malta, Montana

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: the three bears Reply with quote

Embarassed Laughing ROFL

_________________
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain

Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.