After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life,
>>>
>>>an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
>>>
>>>In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
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>>>Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image
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>>>staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
>>>
>>>He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
>>>
>>>So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
>>>
>>>Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
>>>
>>>One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
>>>mirror.
>>>
>>>As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's
>>>runnin' around with!"
Cheers, Vince