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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:07 pm    Post subject: The Kiss Reply with quote
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."maybe we will see what we can do.
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Now thats just NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY Yuck !

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
I agree.... that's why I posted it here for you...... Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:18 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Me.....well what can i say.....It never happened, i love my wife.....and you can't prove "it"!



"It" wasn't you that is ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
515034s10ring wrote:
Me.....well what can i say.....It never happened, i love my wife.....and you can't prove "it"!

Yep the last time I saw her (your wife) she said you did........ Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:28 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
And what language did my wife speak when you saw her.....in Canada i presume???? I better get the boots on Help

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
She spoke perfect english and another foriegn language I won't mention Embarassed ...... take them boots back off ya hear...... Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:38 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......Perfect english ehh.......a mysterious foriegn language you won't mention, but very recognisable......I got the waders on now Hiding

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Is it gettin deep over there, is the water risen. Shocked I'm still in my stocking feet. Very Happy How high's the water mamma ......? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:47 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Water wtf .....I'm still think'in 'bout the kiss Embarassed Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:50 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
I must have missed something cause I can't figger out what kisses and hip waders have in common....... Shocked Oh right it's those dang glasses of yours..... Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Simple people are soo easily konfoozed Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:57 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Your wife never said anything to me about you being simple......... news to me. Shocked Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
She didn't understand your accent.......That's why she shot you isn't it? Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:05 pm    Post subject: Re: The Kiss Reply with quote
Nope she was unarmed....... Smile Good thing Shocked Laughing

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