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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:02 pm    Post subject: Too Funny Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

How about this one?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

Ohhhhh...he is in so much trouble. He ain't diggin' himself outa that hole for a long LONG time I reckon.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

I hope he has a really nice dog house...

OK, that is SOOOO stupid in so many ways.
You are trying to get her used to handling guns safely and you scare the stuffing out of her...
It's all fun until someone calls the attorney.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 7:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

As the say Paul..."It's all sh1ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh1ts".

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:30 am    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

It is "funny" to watch but the damage it could do to a new shooter and a marriage could be a disaster.
Still, it reminds me of the time the boss set a firecracker in the path of the welder. It was funny to watch but it screwed up a good weld.
That same boss used to short four cylinder spark plugs with his hands and watch the engines die. When the welder ran an extra coil wire to the seat of the little Hyster that the boss would drive around it was even funnier to see that big old guy vibrating in the seat, not able to get out or turn the engine off.
That old man deserved it for all the shit he did.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
It is "funny" to watch but the damage it could do to a new shooter and a marriage could be a disaster.
Still, it reminds me of the time the boss set a firecracker in the path of the welder. It was funny to watch but it screwed up a good weld.
That same boss used to short four cylinder spark plugs with his hands and watch the engines die. When the welder ran an extra coil wire to the seat of the little Hyster that the boss would drive around it was even funnier to see that big old guy vibrating in the seat, not able to get out or turn the engine off.
That old man deserved it for all the shit he did.

Now that really appeals to my warped sense of humour Paul Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

If he told her not to touch it, she got exactly what she deserved.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

lesterg3 wrote:
If he told her not to touch it, she got exactly what she deserved.

And I am sure that he will get what he deserves too...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Too Funny Reply with quote

Very Happy Well that's a given.

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