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RePete Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1058 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:36 am Post subject: Golf |
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the
men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help.
I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just
allow me!" she told him earnestly..
"Ummph, oooh, nnoo, I'll be all right.... I'll be fine in a few minutes," he
replied breathlessly as he remained in a fetal position still clasping
his hands together at his crotch..
But she persisted: and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her
hands inside, beginning to massage him. "How does that feel?" she asked.
"It feels great." He replied. "But my thumb still hurts like hell!".
_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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Elvis Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9359 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:14 pm Post subject: Re: Golf |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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pete4d Super Member


Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Golf |
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_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!
I'm on the watch list are you ? |
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gelandangan Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6456 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:49 pm Post subject: Re: Golf |
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_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15976 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:05 pm Post subject: Re: Golf |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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dhc4ever Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2947 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:20 am Post subject: Re: Golf |
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What do you get when you spell golf backwards?
That would come close to the "treatment".........
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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lesterg3 Super Member


Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:03 am Post subject: Re: Golf |
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_________________ "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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