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Aloysius
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It's just been told on our radio that today it's "International Repete Day", so I guess we should at least get 2 jokes from "Repete" today?
Or shouldn't I believe what's been told on the radio?
PS: If possible 2 different jokes. When you ARE "Repete" you don't have to repete yourself all the time...
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Aloysius
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| Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: REPETE |
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I guess that "international" might mean "only in Belgium"? Or in Europe? I guess that Australia nor the USA is included...
so no jokes?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:01 am Post subject: Re: REPETE |
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What do you call a Belgian with a heavy cough ?
Phlegmish.
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what do you call and Irishman with a spade????
Doug
what about one without a spade????
Dougless
what about an Irishman standing in a swamp????
Pete
standing in a pile of leaves?????
Russel
a bald Irishman????
Shawn
an Irishman with 2 rabbits in each hand and 3 down his shirt????
Warren
and finally just for Suz.........
what do you call an Irishman with a 2" long   .........boy bit ???????
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